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Slingshot Questionnaire with Paul “ReDeYe” Chaloner

The Proust Questionnaire is an interview about somebody’s personality, made famous by French writer Marcel Proust. Vanity Fair does its own version of the questionnaire for celebrities, and we decided it would be fun to do the same with notable esports professionals.

Previous editions:

Alberto “Crumbz” Rengifo

Jakob “YamatoCannon” Mebdi

1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?

Tranquility

2. What is your greatest fear?

The unknown

3. What is the trait you most dislike in yourself?

Arrogance

4. What is the trait you most dislike in others?

Rudeness

5. Which living person do you most admire?

Murray Walker

6. What is your greatest extravagance?

My car

7. What is your current state of mind?

Relaxed

8. What do you consider the most overrated virtue?

no virtue is overrated

9. When do you think it’s ok to lie?

White lies to protect people

10. What do you most dislike about your appearance?

The knot in my forehead.

11. Which living person do you most despise?

Robert Mugabe

12. What is the quality you most like in a man?

Humor

13. What is the quality you most like in a woman?

Intelligence

14. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?

You know, literally

15. When and where were you happiest?

1999 in a house in a small village in Wales

16. Which talent would you most like to have?

Natural talent for broadcasting

17. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

I’d be taller lol

18. What do you consider your greatest achievement?

I haven’t achieved it yet

19. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?

A dolphin

20. What is your most treasured possession?

A painting of Gilles Villeneuve which my late mother bought for me as a birthday present the year she died, which was then framed by my father. It’s the only thing in the world I have from both of my parents, as they split when I was very small.

21. What makes you miserable?

Listening to Donald Trump

22. What do you most value in your friends?

Loyalty

23. Who are your favorite writers?

David Mitchell, JRR Tolkein, Stephen King

24. Who is your fictional hero?

Roy of the Rovers

25. Which historical figure do you most identify with?

John Cleese

26. Who are your real life heroes?

Ayrton Senna, Murray Walker

27. What is it that you most dislike?

Rudeness

28. What is your greatest regret?

The lack of time spent with my children

29. What is your motto?

It was my mothers, but it’s lived with me since she passed. Nil Desperandum

30. What was the first video game you played?

Donkey King on the Dragon 32

31. What would you be doing if you weren’t in esports?

Probably a compliance manager as I was before esports

32. What do you consider the most overrated skill in-game?

There isn’t one

33. What is the quality you most like in a teammate?

Communication

34. What is the quality you most like in an opponent?

Respect

35. What is your favorite film?

Leon

36. What is your favorite show/series?

The West Wing

Cover photo courtesy of Helena Kristiansson/ESL, illustration by Slingshot

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